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Lost In A Platformer Pt 1 Lost In A Platformer Pt 1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Please do not blam? Yeah, sure...

I fell off of the platform that was supposed to be solid. The game is simple, monochromatic, boring, lacks lives, scores, and respawn capabilities. And the Super Mario 64 music doesn't belong here, it makes it annoying. Don't bother with part 2, make a new game series, put a lot of work in it. Make it colorful, add a lot of stuff, and if it is a platformer make it better. This... this is just bad. The portal is for fun things, not for testing flashes, though I think you meant for this to be a game. Games are fun and this is not even close to that.



Cocuyo en la Lava Cocuyo en la Lava

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I got several points to make, Bromigo.

A. This is an English website. Not Spanish
B. This game is really badly made.
C. Deiner Spiel ist zehr schade.
D. Use google translator to understand this.
E. The game would have been terrible even if I could understand it.



MINECRAFT: flash game MINECRAFT: flash game

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Am I missing something?

You got me to click on rocks... to make a lame Portal reference... This isn't much of a game. No entertainment value. And all you basically need to do is click the rock with the blue... squiggle? And you work to get up to 100 points and you make a cake. The poorly drawn ghost comes up and I no can has cake. Well, that wasn't funny, and was expected, though I expected more of a game. You could have at least tried to make it look like the blocks were cracked instead of squiggled on. Maybe I have to play Minecraft to understand, but I have no idea what the deal is with this.


Little-Rena responds:

It's not a ghost, it's a creeper!


Cant Touch This! Cant Touch This!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Well....

I don't like this game. First of all, I was disappointed that MC Hammer was not in this at all. Also, it allows you to cheat using right click and putting your mouse over the goal. The visual effects were very very bad and the game was too simple. The lack of levels was sad, but I got too bored to even get halfway done. You should allow people to go back to level select if they fail instead of forcing them to retry the level. I never liked maze games, mostly because they lack originality, and this one could use quite a bit of work.


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AWind13 responds:

I really need to re-consider the name <_<"

Anyway, I can't send them back to Lvl Select because of the Levelvar problem that'd just allow them to go on to the next level without winning. The right click problem? Hmm... Thanks.. I'll fix that.

EDIT: MC Hammer is in this =P


Intelligence Test Alpha Intelligence Test Alpha

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Not original...

First of all, these games are not original. Go to any gaming site and you will find hundreds of these quiz games, and frankly most aren't that fun. This would be numbered in the 'not fun' category, even if it were finished. I'm glad that you put this on, hopefully without hoping that it would do well seeing that it is a test. If the game was finished and good, I would give it a 6/10 at maximum. Not many people like this type of game. Personally, I would say to ditch this project and go for a different style of game or make some flash movies. It needs more of a human animation element, it only had what seems to be pictures put together rather well. Though honestly, you should at least finish the project, even though that not many people will like it because it is too common. This is pretty good for a beginner though.



angelaxoxo angelaxoxo

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Are you? (refering to the author comment)

As immortalservant said, this is probably a tutorial from software. I've done some gaming software, and this seems like it, a crappy version of an already popular simple game, in this case it is Brick Breaker. It isn't all that fun and it says PC Fun and Click on the sides, so it is obviously a tutorial. You should have considered covered this up. I looked this up and it says this is a tutorial from Multimedia Fusion 2. Nice theft, you should have chosen a tutorial that was more enjoyable to play than this.


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Goin Up Goin Up

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I don't have a problem... I can stop...

Awesome game, really addicting. This is my second favorite game on the site, only beaten by Toss the Turtle. This game is just as addicting, just a bit less fun. Though this game gives the player a lot more control. I doubt that I can stop, the addiction... its... too... strong... Whatever, I'll just play some more. Great work, this is truly an instant classic.


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Minecraft - Mr Achivement Minecraft - Mr Achivement

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What is this?

Really, helping people cheat to get Achivments (which is written ACHIEVEMENT by the way). If you get this, how do you put it on Minecraft? Also, I have never played Minecraft, but that is beside the point. I wouldn't be so critical if you would spell achiEvement correctly. That just makes the entire thing useless to anyone who would use it. That is what dictionaries/spellcheck/3rd Grade spelling class is for.



dress up zero dress up zero

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This shows your knowledge of actionscript...

Though not much else. You didn't even edit the sprites to fit on the Zero sprite correctly. Is there any point at all to this thing? Honestly, it does prove that you can use actionscript, but it doesn't probe that you can make a good game. It wasn't even decently made, just a simple click and drag... Don't make more of this... make something better please. Megaman dress up games are not what the public wants, though a Megaman spoof game would be pretty cool, although it has been done. You proved your point, now prove that you can use actionscript decently, and create a good game.


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thedarkzero responds:

um.... okay....


Cloud_Jumper Cloud_Jumper

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I do not understand...

First of all, the dude is a little brown shape, the art here was terrible. Second, what is the point of this game? Third, directions are VERY helpful to the players, even just telling them controls. Fourth, all I did was hold space and touch clouds and I was doing really good. It is simple. This is quite boring and has no incentive to play. The game might have been a bit better with background music, a little stick figure dude who needs to land on top of the clouds instead of football man, a page of directions, some actual achievements, incentive to play, and that will all make this a barely decent game. It takes a lot of work to make a good game, and this seems like barely any work was done. At least be kind enough to get a playtester to help you find and iron out all of the bugs in this game, of which there are many. Sorry for my mean comments, but they had to be said. Perhaps you can use my advice to make a better version.


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