Schafdawg's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rapture Raptor]

Crap

The graphics made the game obnoxious to look at. The sounds made my ears bleed... The game was nothing like WarioWare, except for the microgames. I had no motivation to play. And how can you forget what to press to play again? Hard work and determination will get you a playable game. Better graphics and less obnoxious sounds will make it more interesting. The idea itself doesn't suck, just the game is completely unplayable...

TheBlueberryHill responds:

I played it.

[Nyan Cat - Meteor Flight!]

The meteors are a lie!

I hate that cat. And I would like a few meteors to actually appear. I think that the only reason that you don't have a crappy score is because you jumped on the Nyan cat bandwagon/ poptart box.

[Nyan Cat Super Adventure]

No originality

I hate this stupid nyan cat. It annoys me now. Every other game is a freakin nyan cat crap, and they are all the same. I have seen enough of this. I give you a 4 because it doesn't suck as bad as a lot of the other crap that I have seen.

Troncat responds:

This is my first flash game lol but im no artiest but i made this for a class assignment and im also still making this game i just wanted to see what people said about it. i know i was beaten by most people who came out with this game just before me. Also i hate nyan cat fly its the most retarded game ever! i am making the rainbow follow him(working on that) and thank you guys for saying its too fast! i will make everything slower and gradually get faster! and do you think that i should add more toasters the further you get into it?

[Obey! The Game]

Stupid Reverse

Reverse mode makes me sad. I hate how you automatically lose a life whenever you coffee break. Other than that, good game. I love that blue elephant. No homo.

[p.i.g]

Another Portal Game?

The game was kind of dull and boring. It needs better graphics. The music was pretty cool, but didn't seem to fit the gameplay. Also, I haven't seen anything on Newgrounds recently besides for Portal ripoffs, which this game didn't entirely do, and Bin Laden stuff. The game was well made, but I'll stick to the real Portal games instead of a slightly different flash version. The challenges were pretty fun though.

[Alphaland]

Good, but it could be better.

I know that they are supposed to be placeholder graphics, but you could have made the graphics a bit more interesting. The platforming was fun and the story line was pretty cool. The game was too short, I completed it in a few minutes. Other than the graphics and the shortness of the game, it was pretty good. I liked the concept a lot, and the story was simple but great. Keep up the good work.

[Madness Accelerant]

Severaly bugs...

I would do one action and my guy would get stuck doing it. The flaming clown thing then just pummeled me until I could actually do stuff again. I wasted a ton of ammo like that and it made me think that it was a video and I was stupid enough to think that it was a game. And I got stuck behind the foreground for a few seconds when you first see the flaming clown. It was fun, but those bugs made it irritating to play.

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

Meh

I played a version that had more stuff. Why does not have everything that the other had?

[Upgrade Complete 2]

Glad I don't have to upgrade a review...

Fun game. That DID increase my bpm. Well, you didn't lie.

[Pandemic II]

I love this game

I can never actually beat it, on other sites I got all but Madagascar, and starting in Madagascar I didn't infect three countries. I usually make my parasite undetectable and only try to infect, then I get as much deadly things as I can to wipe out all of the people. Does anyone have a better strategy to share?