Total Medals Earned: 560 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,490 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/210 points)
Escape from the temple!
Kill every creature in the temple
Escape without using either rifle
Escape without dying once
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gain every other medal
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/65 points)
It was a nice book...
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
Those chips were yummy, though...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes