Schafdawg's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lost In A Platformer Pt 1]

Please do not blam? Yeah, sure...

I fell off of the platform that was supposed to be solid. The game is simple, monochromatic, boring, lacks lives, scores, and respawn capabilities. And the Super Mario 64 music doesn't belong here, it makes it annoying. Don't bother with part 2, make a new game series, put a lot of work in it. Make it colorful, add a lot of stuff, and if it is a platformer make it better. This... this is just bad. The portal is for fun things, not for testing flashes, though I think you meant for this to be a game. Games are fun and this is not even close to that.

[Cocuyo en la Lava]

I got several points to make, Bromigo.

A. This is an English website. Not Spanish
B. This game is really badly made.
C. Deiner Spiel ist zehr schade.
D. Use google translator to understand this.
E. The game would have been terrible even if I could understand it.

[MINECRAFT: flash game]

Am I missing something?

You got me to click on rocks... to make a lame Portal reference... This isn't much of a game. No entertainment value. And all you basically need to do is click the rock with the blue... squiggle? And you work to get up to 100 points and you make a cake. The poorly drawn ghost comes up and I no can has cake. Well, that wasn't funny, and was expected, though I expected more of a game. You could have at least tried to make it look like the blocks were cracked instead of squiggled on. Maybe I have to play Minecraft to understand, but I have no idea what the deal is with this.

Little-Rena responds:

It's not a ghost, it's a creeper!

[Goin Up]

I don't have a problem... I can stop...

Awesome game, really addicting. This is my second favorite game on the site, only beaten by Toss the Turtle. This game is just as addicting, just a bit less fun. Though this game gives the player a lot more control. I doubt that I can stop, the addiction... its... too... strong... Whatever, I'll just play some more. Great work, this is truly an instant classic.

[Minecraft - Mr Achivement]

What is this?

Really, helping people cheat to get Achivments (which is written ACHIEVEMENT by the way). If you get this, how do you put it on Minecraft? Also, I have never played Minecraft, but that is beside the point. I wouldn't be so critical if you would spell achiEvement correctly. That just makes the entire thing useless to anyone who would use it. That is what dictionaries/spellcheck/3rd Grade spelling class is for.

[Cloud_Jumper]

I do not understand...

First of all, the dude is a little brown shape, the art here was terrible. Second, what is the point of this game? Third, directions are VERY helpful to the players, even just telling them controls. Fourth, all I did was hold space and touch clouds and I was doing really good. It is simple. This is quite boring and has no incentive to play. The game might have been a bit better with background music, a little stick figure dude who needs to land on top of the clouds instead of football man, a page of directions, some actual achievements, incentive to play, and that will all make this a barely decent game. It takes a lot of work to make a good game, and this seems like barely any work was done. At least be kind enough to get a playtester to help you find and iron out all of the bugs in this game, of which there are many. Sorry for my mean comments, but they had to be said. Perhaps you can use my advice to make a better version.

[you better get too school]

A cheap copy of Frogger

Where to start? First, you should have readable text. People tend to want to read the text without pressing their face on the screen. Next, animation needs to be a lot better. Also, you should create lives. Make a level that isn't stupidly difficult. And just to let you know, I made a better frogger copy with gamemaker in about two hours, with flash it would take a bit more than that. To make this, I would expect about one hour? This isn't a 'fun game' and you learned scripting, but you don't need to dump this crap on Newgrounds. Please create a better version and put it on.