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You don't need to put that in the Author Comments

It is self explanatory. And as for the flash, it was a guy in a jumping jacks loop, with a counter. Not interesting, or that creative, until the guy punched him in the face. Unexpected, but not really funny. The sounds were rather awful. It was too short, boring, unexciting, and I don't see what this had to do with physics, other than the stick figure's body movement (which isn't all that complicated). And if you are worried about plagiarism, you shouldn't be (not with this flash anyways). And the stealing policy is always there, so no need to point it out unless it keeps happening, in which case you should tell Tom Fulp or something. Sorry for the low score, I just can't give it a higher score and still feel like my point was made. Remember: stick figures are usually a last resort for a flash, use comedic timing better, and don't rant in the Author Comments. The review section is for ranting (which I hope I demonstrated well enough), as is the responses to reviews. It seems that you have flash talent, but go converse with funny people to get good ideas for flashes.

Yunguy1 responds:

Well, this is my first time uploading and I just followed what they "asked". I'm trying the re-edit the commentary.

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. LOL

But this made no sense. It isn't enough to get pictures and put clocks on it to make it a Clock Crew animation (if so the Crew disappoints me). This needs work, effort, and originality. Try drawing instead of using pictures. And don't use movie things, especially if it is Spongebob related...

wrenchclock responds:

YA JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA

Inconthievable

The only problem is the animation. It wasn't that good. The idea behind it was good, but not great. Though you were able to make it pretty good. I always wondered what would happen if I divided by zero, but my stupid calculator won't bring me to real on inconceivability.

CyanSandwich responds:

Thanks for the review :)

I lost my respect for Clock Crew now.

Sorry for the rest of you Clock Crews, but its true. This was truly bad. Not funny, not well animated, rather a slideshow of lame stuff. As a Star Wars fan, I am disappoint. This was truly lame. I'd rather stick with Lock Legion, they at least got some good stuff, though I think I'll just stay by myself, without any Crew/Legion. This was not good, I did not enjoy anything after clicking the "PALY" button.

ClockOfBlob responds:

the clock crew <3's everyone

It was a good idea, but needs work.

First of all, this wasn't funny. You need comedy or action for a good movie, and this had neither. The animation was weird, but that's fine. The video that you had would have been better if it was a sprite animation, you could have put some comedy there. The story line didn't really exist, it was just a list of what seemed to be barely linked events. The overall idea was pretty good, but it needs a bit more work and thought put into it. He never got pwned...

loopchocolateman1234 responds:

The title was dramatic, j- just you know what read this and under stand why I'm not "Professional".
http://loopchocolateman1234.newground s.com/news/post/612292
I'm getting sick of this crap, hoping to get a better review every time but nnnnooooooo. Instead...... HUGE LET DOWN.... :(

It's really sad how when I grow up I want to be an animator but then I get really crappy reviews dumped on my head!

Yours Sincerely,
Charlie Y.

Obelisk of Light + Face = Terrible Flash

I assume that it is an obelisk of light from Command and Conquer, but that is beyond the point. You seem to know all of the problems with this flash, so I will pose a simple question... Why did you even submit this? Did you try to get Turd of the Week? If so, you did well. If not, you have brought dishonor to your family.

doppler73 responds:

I did try to get the TOTW(Turd of the Week).

Hated the song and the loop

Makes me angry and ruined my good mood. Maybe criticism would get it back. No one likes loop animations, honestly I liked the introduction better than the actual animation. You don't need to say, "Hey this animation is number 32!" we don't need your animation history, thank you. We also don't need a misspelled title, it shows that you don't care about the animation that much. Spelling and grammar can make people think that you are an idiot if you can't spell correctly, but at least it was only a simple switch of two letters.

PS:I got tired of the music, so I turned my sound off while writing this review. Just to let you know.

thehoopz responds:

:agnry faic:

Best animation???

Well, first of all keep everything in the same medium. Such as, if they are pixels, have a pixel background. A little epic voice acting would do well in the intro thing. Origins is the word you are looking for, Origans sounds like Ashton's last name. It seems like a Sonic type thing without being Sonic. If Robotnik was supposed to be Slovik, you should have changed the sprite. I love sprite-work animation, as I lack drawing skills I would use sprites if I ever made something good enough for the site. This intro needs a bit more, I understand that it is short because it is an intro, but it lacks much of an introduction. Introduce your character a bit more, show him running after Robotnik/Slovik, and add a cool voice reading what you wrote. It shows that you can use flash at a good basic level, and the basics can take you farther than you might think, but they aren't utilized well enough. This doesn't draw in my attention, the name of the flash is rather obscure, and it could use some work. Consider making a new intro flash before launching your series, and you may get a few fans. The problem is that the only good sprite work that I know of is Super Smash Bros Z. Watch them, learn a few things, get pissed because the dude didn't make an ending yet and probably won't, and then start working. One of the most important lessons to learn is to listen to constructive criticism and always read your comments. I wish this series the best, though I'm not sure that it will get too far.

sonicx666666 responds:

Robotnik isn't Slovic (Slavic was his real name i typed it wrong) but Robotnik will be having some recolouring. And Super Mario Bros Z was one of the other animations that inspired me to make this. I wasn't able to voice act because:

1) I don't have a decent microphone or recording program.
2) No one want's to voice act in it.
3) I would voice act as Ashton but i don't have a microphone that records clearly.

Sorry if there is any spelling mistakes my keyboard has some sticky keys and by the looks of it starting to go num.

I'am still practicing my flash.

Not my kind of flash...

Things materialized, someone killed himself, and... the flower was swaying in a demented manner. That's all I got from this. I hated the music/annoying buzzing noise, it hurt my ears even when the volume was almost nothing. It needs a clear plot, to start with. It also needs animation, mouths that move instead of wiggling... mustaches? It should have voices or sound effects, unless the music is good enough on its own (in this case, screw the music and get voices). The written dialogue was bad, and I don't understand why that Spanish drumstick (I think that is what it was) materialized out of thin air and had bad grammar. I didn't like the flash that much, I didn't see its point, nor do I enjoy the author comments and the four random percent signs. It needs work, but I probably wouldn't like it even with the work done, no offence. Well, not everybody likes everything.

StagBeetle responds:

you're gay

A one, because I've seen worse.

The animation was really bad. The art sucked. The voices were inaudible and obnoxious, which is sad because voice acting is simple. Flying the spaceship wasn't fun... at all. You could have made it a lot better. Get a better microphone and spend more time on the art. And make a longer and better flash. This was way too short.

flashmakeit responds:

I well try

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