Schafdawg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman eats Pikachu]

I don't understand this, and apparently many other people don't. But Tom Fulp seems to like it. I feel like I'm missing the whole point of this, but I can't give it more that one star because it doesn't seem particularly well made and no one seems to understand it. Maybe I'll understand some day...

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 6]

Amazing. I have loved the sonic series since it began and until Sega died. I'm just glad to know that those hours of my childhood that I wasted jumping on the barrel in the Carnival Night Zone were not my unique stupidity, but that a lot of other people are also just as stupid as I was when I was five. I'll look out for volume 7. If you don't make it, I will be very disappointed.

[Physics Practice]

You don't need to put that in the Author Comments

It is self explanatory. And as for the flash, it was a guy in a jumping jacks loop, with a counter. Not interesting, or that creative, until the guy punched him in the face. Unexpected, but not really funny. The sounds were rather awful. It was too short, boring, unexciting, and I don't see what this had to do with physics, other than the stick figure's body movement (which isn't all that complicated). And if you are worried about plagiarism, you shouldn't be (not with this flash anyways). And the stealing policy is always there, so no need to point it out unless it keeps happening, in which case you should tell Tom Fulp or something. Sorry for the low score, I just can't give it a higher score and still feel like my point was made. Remember: stick figures are usually a last resort for a flash, use comedic timing better, and don't rant in the Author Comments. The review section is for ranting (which I hope I demonstrated well enough), as is the responses to reviews. It seems that you have flash talent, but go converse with funny people to get good ideas for flashes.

Yunguy1 responds:

Well, this is my first time uploading and I just followed what they "asked". I'm trying the re-edit the commentary.

[VG Cats Animated 3]

Best VG Cats comic ever.

I want my own rat-flail. Great animation and voices, it made it seem like it was made from the real VG Cats people. Keep making these. Or I will be sad.

[pokemon battle episode 1]

As a fan of the first 150 (+ Mew and Togepi)

I did not enjoy this one bit. First of all, simple sound effects would have made this better. Second, the explosions made no sense, none of those pokemon explode. The sprites were just hitting each other, exploding, and a message would pop up, stopping the realism of the battle, and they would use a move with bad special effects. I give you a 2/10 because, quite simply, it was a few minutes long. Very few sprite flashes are good (watch Super Mario Bros Z for an example of an awesome sprite flash). You need to have more action than the entire sprite moving, change the sprite to give the impression of running or walking. You could probably improve this a lot, as there is a ton of room for improvement, and resubmit this. It will probably get a better rating with sound and better effects.

[Portal 2 Aftermath]

I love Ricky's laugh.

He has the most annoying laugh on earth and in space and he laughs at EVERYTHING that Carl says. Best show ever. Best game ever too. I was amazed when I found out that Wheatly was Steve. But that aside, this was really funny, which is more than anyone can say about most Portal parodies. The easter egg wasn't that great, except the laugh. And... while it wasn't all that original, being in SPAAAAACE with Space Core, it was pretty good.

[mcgee alice movie trailer]

The artwork was amazing, especially the cat.

But sadly, that was it. The animation was very simple. It just looped and was extremely short. You have what it takes to be a great artist (I assume that you made the Cheshire Cat also, though I'm not entirely sure), but this isn't good animation work. You should have put the artwork on the art portal, but left it at that. Animation doesn't seem to be your thing, but art seems to be. Keep up the good work.

[Me Vs Bombs]

This is not the site you're looking for.

Youtube is for videos. Newgrounds is for flash animations and flash games only. Or other things created by you using other software, not you using a video camera or video recording software. I also saw no real interesting action in this. Sorry buddy, but I got to give you a 0. Well, I don't have to, but I did. If you made this more interesting and put this on Youtube and had something that recorded sound, maybe this would be better. And this isn't even your game, so there is no real point to this.

[Vikings of the Interstate]

Vikings, everyone loves them

And the Legend of Zelda music made it just that much better. It was hilarious, but it was a bit short. I need more viking... And vikings in television have horns, no matter what stupid history has to say.