Schafdawg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Warriors of the Portal]

(insert statement of amazement here)

Dude, you are a pro at this! This is the best thing that I have seen at Newgrounds. It had a few moments where the people looked unrealistic and kind of lame, but overall it was amazing. I wish there was more 3D animation that was this good. The multiple ending thing was kind of cool, and it is the only movie that I have seen to have metals. I hope to see another one like this, although seeing that it took a long time to make, I guess I will have to wait. Great work, and I rarely say that to people. Usually I just insult them...

[[ll]whoo`s rupee]

REPLAY? EDN

Not comedic in any way. Jokes and comedic timing help a lot in movies... I don't know why the lock holes are speaking... or why I could neither hear nor understand them. He dies at the end, but what else? Endings need more than explosions to be good. Make voices understandable, add background music, add more action and jokes, and don't misspell end, spelling makes it seem like you put some effort into it. Why is the rupee talking to a strawberry anyways? I didn't understand this at all...

nutboxz responds:

do you know ANYTHING about the clock crew?!or lock legion

[Nyan Kat!]

Dude

This isn't even creative. I have seen more Nyan cat crap that actually is more interesting. This probably took a few minutes to cut and paste the nyan cat and the face. I agree with you author man, HOW DID THIS PASS? This is a sad day in Newgrounds, when crap like this has a score over 1/5, let alone 1.44. Please join my noble quest to keep useless, boring crap off of Newgrounds and keep it an interesting site without being cluttered with crap. I commend you for helping me with my point by creating such garbage. I have spoken.

Sevkat responds:

good luck with that, faggot

[Camel? Yes!]

Really?

The camel's voice was annoying. The storyline wasn't all that good. The background was really good and the animation was pretty cool. I didn't really like it that much. You could have made more of a story line, and the comedy could have been a lot better.

[Epic orange take a trip]

Really?

I don't have much to say. That was not amazein' (which is spelled amazin' by the way) it wasn't even that good. Not much was animated, just a simple motion of the same guy jumping around and a changing background. My friend did better on a high school animation (not a final). This was not comedic, clever, or well drawn. Not to be negative, but frankly I can't see anything good about it. No storyline, one crappy spoken line, obnoxious music, random pictures that aren't even animated, and bad animation. Sorry for my hate, but I don't like to lie and I don't wanna see more crap filling up Newgrounds...

mcneil32 responds:

yeah I am sorry dude I really just put it out there so my friend could see it because when I export in flash it never comes out right (stuff like doesn't so I need a place 2 put the swf. If i could export it as a quicktime I would have put it on my youtube channel instead.

[Flash Morph]

Meh

It isn't bad, just not good enough to be Newgrounds material. Newgrounds is about cool stuff and comedy with flash. It looks somewhat cool, but isn't interesting or anything. A simple storyline would have done the job, with stick figures if you really need to. I don't create flash because I can't do much better than this video, so I stick with voice acting and creating the story. Don't let this review discourage you though, I just don't think that this is for Newgrounds.

clayyalc responds:

Yeah this is old ive gotten much much better.

[VG Cats Animated 2]

Meh

Why did you chose this comic, there are a lot of better ones. Might I suggest using the one where Red Link goes force gem crazy? That would be funnier to watch.

[The Many Kirbys Collab]

It was alright.

Some were really good, others sucked. One thing that bothered me was the fact that some Waddle Dees had mouths. They don't have mouths ever, they just absorb food through their face. UFO and Ninja were arguably my favorite. My least favorite had to be spaghetti or something.

FlashfireEX responds:

Fair enough.

[Awesome Crossing Redux]

HAHAHA

This is exactly how the game is. I wasted hours of my life playing this game and I STILL DO. You really do have to preform 64 tasks for them and they never give you anything good. You could have made it a bit longer though, there are hundreds of jokes that you could have made from the game.