Schafdawg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Baldsinthe]

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. LOL

But this made no sense. It isn't enough to get pictures and put clocks on it to make it a Clock Crew animation (if so the Crew disappoints me). This needs work, effort, and originality. Try drawing instead of using pictures. And don't use movie things, especially if it is Spongebob related...

wrenchclock responds:

YA JUST DON'T GET IT DO YA

[Glaze]

Dude, very childish.

Meaning the response to MrTroodon's review. And I agree with him, the animation was good, but I didn't like the artwork that much. But unlike him, I will give you a few tips.
1. Make the play button a button, cause it is kind of annoying to click on the thin part of the letters (but that isn't all that important, honestly, just saying)
2. Make the thing a bit longer. There was no action, no character introductions. There was nothing deep, dramatic, or funny about this.
3. Put more actions in it.
4. The voice sounded like the computer's Microsoft Sam voice. It helps a lot to put real voices in it, because I couldn't understand the computery voice.
5. The ice shattering thing was pretty cool, but... it made absolutely no sense, I watched it 3 times and I'm still confused.
6. Take people's reviews seriously. This is your audience. Insulting them makes you look bad. Read the reviews and take them to heart, unless they are just insults. If people give you advice, at least listen. If you follow my advice, you could get a decent score on your next animation project. I understand that you worked hard, but its in vain if you don't take advice and constructive criticism.
PS Voting 0 on someone's submission just because they gave you an unsatisfactory review is childish, and I hope that you were just kidding about that. Anyways, keep trying, and you may make something great.

[Realm Of Inconceivability]

Inconthievable

The only problem is the animation. It wasn't that good. The idea behind it was good, but not great. Though you were able to make it pretty good. I always wondered what would happen if I divided by zero, but my stupid calculator won't bring me to real on inconceivability.

CyanSandwich responds:

Thanks for the review :)

[Rampaging Boss]

Pretty good, but could use a bit of work.

And it was too long, it just dragged on. Some parts made it seem more like a slideshow instead of an animation. It was a great idea, and had some funny parts, but that was about it. I liked the artwork and it was good without voice acting, but voice acting would have made it much better, just for future reference. Overall, pretty good, but it isn't great.

[Bronies]

Uhhhh... Bronies...

I never understood the point of Bronies. It just seemed... gay. This was a funny video that I will show to all of my anti-Brony friends. Great job, this was hilarious and well animated.

[SARLACCS]

I lost my respect for Clock Crew now.

Sorry for the rest of you Clock Crews, but its true. This was truly bad. Not funny, not well animated, rather a slideshow of lame stuff. As a Star Wars fan, I am disappoint. This was truly lame. I'd rather stick with Lock Legion, they at least got some good stuff, though I think I'll just stay by myself, without any Crew/Legion. This was not good, I did not enjoy anything after clicking the "PALY" button.

ClockOfBlob responds:

the clock crew <3's everyone

[SS - Human History 1]

Hebrews... from space?

Yet again, interesting, but I don't take a word as fact, besides for the proof. But proof doesn't always make something fact, as you could be looking at something in a different way than it actually is. Take Dante's Inferno for example. Believed to be written as a work of fiction, some say that he was enlightened and it is all true. But Hebrews are descendants of Israel/Jacob, who is a son of Abraham, and if Abraham and Lot were also aliens, that means that all people from the Middle East aren't human, meaning that 'human' is an incorrect and racist term. Nevertheless, good animation and glad that you said that you aren't saying it as fact, as some people will take it as fact, but others won't. I see it as a clever way to pull together evidence that is linked together, but not entirely in this way. keep up the good work.

[SS - Human History 2]

I like your videos.

But the theories are... rather difficult to believe. A few tablets that talk about Atlantis and Martians does not make it history. It is pretty interesting and widens the imagination. Though I'll stick to the history channel for my ancient history. Even though I don't believe this stuff, it is still fun to watch. The animation is great and although the voice does get a bit dull after a while, it is recorded pretty well. It could use a scene select and a pause button, but other than that it's pretty much perfect.
Alien theories always make me laugh, especially when presented in outrageous ways like that Ancient Aliens show with the crazy hair guy who agrees with every theory.
Anyways, these videos, though disagreeable, are awesome and you should continue making these.

[Mario Gets PWNED!]

It was a good idea, but needs work.

First of all, this wasn't funny. You need comedy or action for a good movie, and this had neither. The animation was weird, but that's fine. The video that you had would have been better if it was a sprite animation, you could have put some comedy there. The story line didn't really exist, it was just a list of what seemed to be barely linked events. The overall idea was pretty good, but it needs a bit more work and thought put into it. He never got pwned...

loopchocolateman1234 responds:

The title was dramatic, j- just you know what read this and under stand why I'm not "Professional".
http://loopchocolateman1234.newground s.com/news/post/612292
I'm getting sick of this crap, hoping to get a better review every time but nnnnooooooo. Instead...... HUGE LET DOWN.... :(

It's really sad how when I grow up I want to be an animator but then I get really crappy reviews dumped on my head!

Yours Sincerely,
Charlie Y.

[Hammer & Fail 2]

I told the guy who made Hammer & Fail 3...

that this didn't exist, but I didn't check... Oh well, his parody sickened me... That aside, this was well worth the long wait. The comedy was great, and although the animation was... slightly worse than part one, it is forgiven due to your crappy health. Yet again Edd, you have amazed me. Now go punch cancer in the face!

P.S. Javacke, I now know that Hammer & Fail 2 exists, but I still don't approve and don't regret giving you a 1/10.