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Schafdawg
You don't need to know about me. I don't want to know about you. I don't need you for me to want for you to know about me. I don't need for wanting to know about me and or you and... Regardless, who the heck are you and why are you on my page? Get out.

Kaiser @Schafdawg

Age 28, Male

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Who cares! Not me!

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Posted by Schafdawg - April 16th, 2012


A flash with my name on it. For the record, I was in JerrodStorm's Daydreamin' (not that its a well known video) as the Fig Newton, not that anyone cares. I actually helped him plan and voice act for several other flashes that he abandoned, but hopefully we can make a series out of Aminal Crossing. And, for the record, the "n" and "m" were switched on purpose. Anyways, hopefully people will begin to know me for more than my harsh (but usually correct) reviews.


Posted by Schafdawg - August 3rd, 2011


So me and my friend got an idea. We thought of taking pictures of animals made to look similar to pokemon, (such as a mouse with batteries taped on its cheek, a lizard with a match taped to its tail, a turtle with a cannon taped to its back, ect) and have the caption, '(Pokemon name), not as awesome in real life.' We also got other ideas, but we need one thing. A website in which to post them. Newgrounds isn't really a picture uploading site, and I wanna be as far away from 4chan as I can (they scare me). Any suggestions? Anyone?

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. DA DA DUM!
to make memes is my real quest...
you get the point


Posted by Schafdawg - June 10th, 2011


Our yearbook is called Full Disclosure, the Legend 2011. They tried to 'cleverly' fit 11 into the title, so they replaced the two L's in full. Yup, Fu11. Shows how much they love the seniors. XI so fly? Not according to the title. Also, no one says 'so fly' anymore...


Posted by Schafdawg - May 25th, 2011


So there was a fight at school today. It started with a food fight. Then I saw students attacking the administrator. Then it stopped. It promptly started again, and I saw an administrator slam a girl's head against a wall three times! School isn't safe, from other students to administrators. She didn't have a weapon, and there is a line between stopping violence and beating children! Class of 13, full of retards and imbeciles. Probably gonna be cops at lunch tomorrow. What a fun day. All right before taking a statewide history test!


Posted by Schafdawg - May 23rd, 2011


I may have offended several people. This is either because you suck, your animation sucked, or I just don't like you. I refuse to apologize to anyone who actually deserved my insults. If you want an apology, make less crap. I don't always troll, I always speak my mind. So, if you feel insignificant and suicidal because of my comments, just get over it... I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!